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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 7, 2015 16:08:42 GMT
Still technecly prep phase so I open my shady safe cause ima shady person
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 7, 2015 16:12:14 GMT
OMFG OMFG I BUY THE APOCAFIST!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 9, 2015 2:55:12 GMT
Dude, prep phase is over...you may be able to open the safe, but the demon merchant has long since left.
Time to reveal the new battle format!now 400% more copy paste friendly!Also a lot less chance of overlooking stuff!!! anything in red you see in your phase applies to next turn.anything green in the enemy phase is the same.
TLoM Forum Alliance Phase Remmy(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP, 22G) Passive Bonuses:Fear Chance(Another Roll),Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs:-PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action:Does nothing. Result:... Elder Acorn(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP, 19G) Passive Bonuses: +3 Dice Rig,Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Uses Disturbing Object Result:12-5, the boss is sickened by it, he looks like he is trying not to vomit.(BTW, I know you opened your safe,you got a morphing voodoo doll from it) Sophia the Mechanic(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP, 7G) Passive Bonuses: DMG Bonus(+100 DMG),Motivator Aura(Team morale can't go down),Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Does nothing. Result:... Levi(1,000/1,000HP, 400/400MP, 19G) Passive Bonuses: Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Uses admin aboose powers Result:20-5, it is somewhat effective, given how experienced this troll is, deals 5000 damage. Wolf Fury(750/750HP, 300/300MP, 46G) Passive Bonuses: Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Opens Shady Safe,since he is shady. Result: Received Savage Elixir:Gain strength, but temporarily lose your sanity(+500 max health,200 max mana) Pestilent Onion(750/750HP, 300/300MP, 6G) Passive Bonuses: Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig),Bad Luck Gift(-20 DR), Sleep(3 Turns) Action:Attempts to give the boss the gift of bad luck. Result:1-5, You give it to yourself instead? Allied Phase Mr. Fury(100,000/100,000HP)(Yes,I nerfed myself,get over it) Passive Bonuses: OP Rigger(+20),Godlike(isn't phased by most things) Buffs/Debuffs:
Action: Spawns a camping chair to sit on and enjoy some sarsaparilla. Result:Self motivation increased by 1 point Dogmeat I(1,000/1,000HP) Passive Bonuses: Dog(Because Dogs) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Bites the Archdemon's butt. Result:6, 500 damage, the boss is now butthurt(quite literally) Enemy Phase Forum Archdemon(120,000/150,000HP,75G) Passive Bonuses: Revenge(A blast from the past,but stronger, and retrofitted),Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: Literal Butthurt(-25% DMG dealt) Action:pays the dice 5G, Uses Absurd Wall of Text on Pestilent Onion Result:2+5 dice rig, Pestilent Onion is now sleeping for 3 turns. Passive Minion:Super Botnet(25,000/25,000HP) Passive Minion:Hacking Software(75,000/75,000HP)
Neutral/Event Phase A 20! A 6! An army of angry victims to the boss is incoming!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 9, 2015 5:49:57 GMT
btw,other team mates can attempt to wake up Onion.
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Post by Pestilent Onion on Dec 9, 2015 23:09:57 GMT
How come I wasn't able to give the archdemon the bad luck gift?
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 9, 2015 23:21:58 GMT
WTF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 25,000 DAMAGE FROM THE SUPER SPUR?
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 9, 2015 23:24:31 GMT
Also I summon the BoS as my turn.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 10, 2015 1:44:11 GMT
oops,my mistake, the max health was 150,000... it
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 10, 2015 1:46:39 GMT
Can't you edit it?
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 10, 2015 1:48:46 GMT
How come I wasn't able to give the archdemon the bad luck gift? You got a bad roll
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 10, 2015 1:50:42 GMT
Thanks, but could you make it say how I DID sneak attack it instead of a ghost 25000 extra damage?
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 10, 2015 2:22:39 GMT
What post?
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 10, 2015 6:18:13 GMT
Whats warning precentGe and can you all see it. I have a baaaad feeling tho
Anyways what is an archmanogonedon #nailedit
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 10, 2015 6:19:38 GMT
And ima being scared Plz dont blow up in my face
Throw a shadow ball
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 10, 2015 6:21:34 GMT
The fact that im on five precent makes me feel ive been swearing to much. Apparently omfg and wtf dont count, right?
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 10, 2015 11:47:19 GMT
right.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 10, 2015 17:51:18 GMT
W2000 snipershots boss
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Post by elderacorn on Dec 11, 2015 0:18:37 GMT
Uses wake up nip on onion dude
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 11, 2015 3:02:02 GMT
In cases where you'll probably use 2+ posts in a row, I request that you just edit stuff into previous posts. This goes quite a lot so for Wolffury.
TLoM Forum Alliance Phase Remmy(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP, 24G) Passive Bonuses:Fear Chance(Another Roll), Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action:Uses the Tau Cannon on the boss. Result: 16-5, it does average damage, 5000 DMG! Elder Acorn(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP, 21G) Passive Bonuses:+3 Dice Rig, Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Uses Wake up nip on Onion. Result:15-2, it works, somehow. Sophia the Mechanic(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP, 9G) Passive Bonuses: DMG Bonus(+100 DMG), Motivator Aura(Team morale can't go down), Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Tries to call the BoS Result:4-5, you instead call over a hostile vault dweller. Levi(1,000/1,000HP, 400/400MP, 21G) Passive Bonuses: Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Decides to be annoying. Result: 14-5, the boss is slightly annoyed. Wolf Fury(750/750HP, 300/300MP, 48G) Passive Bonuses: Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Shadowballs the boss(you may be able to do multiple actions, but not multiple attacks...) Result: 9-5, you barely miss him. Pestilent Onion(750/750HP, 300/300MP, 8G) Passive Bonuses: Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig),Bad Luck Gift(-20 DR) Action:Does nothing. Result:N/A Allied Phase Mr. Fury(100,000/100,000HP) Passive Bonuses: OP Rigger(+20), Godlike(isn't phased by most things) Buffs/Debuffs: Action: Continues drinking Sarsaparilla. Result:Self motivation increased by 1 point... again... Dogmeat I(625/1,000HP) Passive Bonuses: Dog(Because Dogs) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: Barks at the Archdemon. Result:15-5, it distracts the Archdemon. AoAV:(100/100 People) Passive Bonuses: Power in Numbers(The higher the people number, the stronger the attacks are.) Buffs/Debuffs: -PU mode(-5 Dice Rig) Action: They flood the troll's message box with messages expressing their displeasure of the troll's obvious behavior. Result:7-5, it didn't do anything to help.
Enemy Phase Forum Archdemon(115,000/150,000HP,70G) Passive Bonuses: Revenge(Blast of Past), Moneyman(Can bribe dice) Buffs/Debuffs: Literal Butthurt(-25% DMG dealt) Action:Uses Super Spam on Dogmeat. Result:16, Does 375 damage. Passive Minion:Super Botnet(25,000/25,000HP) Passive Minion:Hacking Software(75,000/75,000HP) Hostile Ally:Hostile Vault Dweller(1000/1000HP) Passive Bonuses: Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Shoots at Sophia with a hunting rifle. Result:8, it hits Sophia in the shoulder, but the bullet just bounces off without leaving a dent(X-01).
Neutral/Event Phase 17,19! The Minutemen have provided artillery fire, estimated time of explosions is next turn.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 11, 2015 3:08:05 GMT
I do the same thing again, but this time I bribe the dice.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 11, 2015 3:22:25 GMT
How much gold?
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Post by Levi on Dec 11, 2015 5:27:41 GMT
Really...
I do something.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 11, 2015 8:04:18 GMT
Bribe the dice with 3 gold and shoot my W2000 sniper at boss
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 11, 2015 11:35:48 GMT
3 gold
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Post by Pestilent Onion on Dec 11, 2015 12:08:46 GMT
I throw the the gift of bad luck to the archdemon.
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Post by Levi on Dec 11, 2015 14:55:55 GMT
Oh, I also bribe the dice with 3 gold.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 11, 2015 16:57:19 GMT
Hahahahahaha
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 11, 2015 16:58:03 GMT
Waaaaaaait. Mr. Furry can I private message u
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Post by Pestilent Onion on Dec 14, 2015 20:57:52 GMT
I bribe the dice with 3 gold as well.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 14, 2015 22:45:21 GMT
I drink my py imatation sasperilla
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