Kakashpyon
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My profile picture is an abomination, 10 layers of bad, hoping to add more layers of bad.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 17, 2015 10:02:59 GMT
I pickpocketed the cookie off of kingofterraria and slip a synth relay grenade into his pocket(a synthetic humanoid pretty much teleported inside of you, killing you, in essence), so he doesn't feel the cookie slipping out.
I then display the cookie for everyone to see, then I crush it into dust.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 17, 2015 11:31:49 GMT
Tells S.W.O.R.D that he is to op and that he needs to go home and fuk his cave troll mother *S.W.O.R.D runs away crying Btw I am more powerful than sword and he never even made a dent in my light god light forged armour. So yea sword is out fuking his mother lets acualy play the game I.stead of sophia saying sword kills everything Too much swearing. Stop or you'll be unable to comment for some time. Also, S.W.O.R.D. is a feelingless robot. And I still have two.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 17, 2015 11:36:28 GMT
I go back in time a replace the cookie in the beginning with a fake. I have S.W.O.R.D. hold up the real, 50 ft tall cookie.
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Kakashpyon
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My profile picture is an abomination, 10 layers of bad, hoping to add more layers of bad.
Posts: 86
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 17, 2015 11:54:13 GMT
But then Sophia A forgot that they would never have the motivation to do this, so they, and the 2 S.W.O.R.D. A's they brought fade away, leaving Sophia B confused by the time anomaly, in which this radical change in timelines allows me to do something different, I use a conveniently placed Shrinkray to shrink the cookie, which is temporary, I then slip the cookie into one of the S.W.O.R.D. B's and hack into it to hijack control(I removed any methods of regaining control btw) and create the Cookie S.W.O.R.D., what happens next in this ridiculous chain of events.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 17, 2015 15:01:51 GMT
Can you pls stop spaming S.W.O.R.D sophia? I'll give you a super spur upgrade to use against the payday gang!
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 17, 2015 22:03:52 GMT
But then Sophia A forgot that they would never have the motivation to do this, so they, and the 2 S.W.O.R.D. A's they brought fade away, leaving Sophia B confused by the time anomaly, in which this radical change in timelines allows me to do something different, I use a conveniently placed Shrinkray to shrink the cookie, which is temporary, I then slip the cookie into one of the S.W.O.R.D. B's and hack into it to hijack control(I removed any methods of regaining control btw) and create the Cookie S.W.O.R.D., what happens next in this ridiculous chain of events. The fading away part: this is steal the cookie. Basically battle thread with a goal. Basicly mean all logic is thrown out the window. And the cookie regrows mid hack, toppling S.W.O.R.D. onto you, crushing you.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 17, 2015 22:04:58 GMT
Can you pls stop spaming S.W.O.R.D sophia? I'll give you a super spur upgrade to use against the payday gang! POOTIS NO! IT CAUSED ME TO GET SICK!
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Post by elderacorn on Nov 17, 2015 23:43:28 GMT
Simply grabs cookie
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 17, 2015 23:46:41 GMT
Pootis eats EA hand while trying to get the cookie.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 1:14:07 GMT
Thanks sophia. Tha k you so much
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 1:18:51 GMT
I really appreciate it sophia, srsly thanks
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Kakashpyon
Junior Member
My profile picture is an abomination, 10 layers of bad, hoping to add more layers of bad.
Posts: 86
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 18, 2015 1:30:20 GMT
But then Sophia A forgot that they would never have the motivation to do this, so they, and the 2 S.W.O.R.D. A's they brought fade away, leaving Sophia B confused by the time anomaly, in which this radical change in timelines allows me to do something different, I use a conveniently placed Shrinkray to shrink the cookie, which is temporary, I then slip the cookie into one of the S.W.O.R.D. B's and hack into it to hijack control(I removed any methods of regaining control btw) and create the Cookie S.W.O.R.D., what happens next in this ridiculous chain of events. The fading away part: this is steal the cookie. Basically battle thread with a goal. Basicly mean all logic is thrown out the window. And the cookie regrows mid hack, toppling S.W.O.R.D. onto you, crushing you. Sorry,yeh can't change the past,it already happened
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 18, 2015 3:19:35 GMT
LOGIC IS OUT OF THE WINDOW! They doubled for me, and somehow EVERYONE has a pair of S.W.O.R.D.s!
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 5:49:03 GMT
The super spur upgrade didnt cause you to get sick
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Kakashpyon
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My profile picture is an abomination, 10 layers of bad, hoping to add more layers of bad.
Posts: 86
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 18, 2015 5:50:17 GMT
Sorry, but there has to be a limit, or else the game just isn't fun, time travel isn't very creative in terms of stealing a cookie, neither is a giant indestructible killer robot to prevent others from stealing it.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 5:59:07 GMT
Hell yes.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 18, 2015 11:21:58 GMT
But you all got your own S.W.O.R.D.s to take all of the S.W.O.R.D.s out of the fight!
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 14:51:56 GMT
Yay no more S.W.O.R.Ds
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 14:52:48 GMT
Summons a cookie out of myfurynotmellow's (spelling!) Mouth
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 19, 2015 0:15:12 GMT
I grab Experimental Merv. It's basically a fatman that shoots 7 shots at once. Guess what the shots are.
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Post by naptime on Nov 19, 2015 1:42:39 GMT
I throw a wrench that distracts Sophia then I take the cookie.
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Post by elderacorn on Nov 19, 2015 2:26:12 GMT
*makes dirt bunker with cookie in and uses dirty healing method *
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kingofterraria
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Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of your time
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Post by kingofterraria on Nov 19, 2015 4:01:16 GMT
uses cheats to noclip and steal the cookie
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Kakashpyon
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My profile picture is an abomination, 10 layers of bad, hoping to add more layers of bad.
Posts: 86
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 19, 2015 4:05:51 GMT
Calls Dr. Hax to deal with King of Terraria, I then grab the cookie, to then drop in into a convenient endless pit which also goes up endlessly.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 19, 2015 11:49:27 GMT
"WRENNNNNNNNNNCH!!!!!!!" *Grabs wrench.* "NOW I HAVE A MELEE WEAPON! THANKS!" *Fires Experimental Merv.*
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Post by elderacorn on Nov 19, 2015 22:35:44 GMT
*grabs cookie with dirt and dirtily teleports to the jungle *
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 19, 2015 23:46:36 GMT
*Starts nuking the jungle in search of the cookie.* "EXPERIMENTAL MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Kakashpyon
Junior Member
My profile picture is an abomination, 10 layers of bad, hoping to add more layers of bad.
Posts: 86
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 20, 2015 1:15:06 GMT
Sophia accidentally destroys the cookie while searching for it. *it respawns* I walk by, oh, a cookie, I then give it to some homeless guy nearby.
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kingofterraria
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Reading this doesn't seem like the best use of your time
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Post by kingofterraria on Nov 20, 2015 1:37:24 GMT
i protect the homeless guy because i dont want people to steal it from a poor homeless man
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 20, 2015 3:41:01 GMT
Snipes t cookie with my w2000 sniper rifle(get rekd dallas) wbop now itsone
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