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Post by elderacorn on Jan 4, 2016 2:43:25 GMT
Throws cleaning products at boss
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Post by Levi on Jan 4, 2016 20:05:04 GMT
I use the Dog Residue on Toriel's Cellphone.
Does that even make sense? I don't think so...
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 6, 2016 2:36:35 GMT
it would if toriel had a cell phone
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 6, 2016 2:38:07 GMT
I stand corrected, toriel does have a cell phone
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Kakashpyon
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Post by Kakashpyon on Jan 6, 2016 9:39:31 GMT
Toriel does have a cellphone Wolffury, have you not played or at least seen the ruins in the Undertale? Pinned Note:If I make any mistakes,just tell me and I'll do a small edit(this means you can do a normal action). TLoM Forum Alliance Phase LOL Elder Acorn(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses:Cleanliness Curse-Positive(+5000 DMG),Loaded Dice(+3 Rig) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Throws cleaning products at the boss(You don't need to be this clean, you just need to not do gross actions like throwing poop) Result:18+3, you blind the boss, 0+5000DMG, he also falls over due to the slippery surface, topple and blindness inflicted. Sophia the Mechanic(1,000/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses: DMG Bonus(+100 DMG), Motivator Aura(Team morale can't go down), SHLR Charge(2/5 Charges), Snow Aura(1/10 chance of freezing enemy) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Tries to turn the gift of bad luck into a gift of good luck and gives it to 'the boss' Result:18,it doesn't turn into the gift of good luck, but it goes to its destination. Levi(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses: Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Uses Dog Residue on Toriel's Cellphone. Result:it is now an Annoying Cellphone, you can call incredibly random numbers now, you are now an annoying dog. Wolf Fury(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses:Defensive Cookie(-500 recieved damage), Fear of the Shogun(1/4 chance of inflicting fear)Buffs/Debuffs:Gift of Bad Luck(-20 Dice Rig after this turn)Action:Uses the candy cane shank on Sir Reginald the rich and tries to do shady healing magicks on Sophia.Result:20, Ouch, that is a pretty deep wound on Sir Reginald the Rich, 5000 DMG he is now heavily bleeding, the fear chance fails, 2, shadowheal fails.Pestilent Onion(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)
Passive Bonuses:Legacy of Black Mesa(1/4 chance of inflicting fear) Buffs/Debuffs: Action: Does nothing like a boss. Result: But nothing happened. Allied Phase Mr. Fury(100,000/100,000HP)Passive Bonuses: OP Rigger(+20), Godlike(isn't phased by most things),Man of No Motive(needs self motivation to attack), Life Orb(Sacrifice vitality to attack) Action: Drinks some Sarsaparilla. Result: +1 Self Motivation. Self Motive is now 4.Self Motive needed for next attack, 12. Comical Failure I(1,000/1,000HP)Passive Bonuses:Originally Dogmeat I. Buffs/Debuffs: Action: Tries to distract Reginald again. Result: 2 again, it failed miserably...again... Dogmeat I has evolved into Comic Failure I. Young Deathclaw(Item, 5,000/5,000HP)Passive Bonuses:Originally Dogmeat I. Buffs/Debuffs: Action: Slashes Reginald. Result: 16, 2500 DMG, Reginald now has a deep cut. Enemy Phase Forum Archdemon(119,500/150,000HP,50G)(FLED,MAYBE YOU COULD RECALL THIS BOSS BACK LATER,HE WON'T HAVE HIS BACKUP NEXT TIME) Sir Reginald the Rich(457,400/500,000HP)Passive Effects:Lone Wolf(Refuses to have minions or backup), Rain of Gifts(Attack target may get money or shady gift) Buffs/Debuffs: Burning Feet(-5 rig,Wears off after this turn), Blindness(-5 rig for this turn), Topple(Can't Attack this turn),Heavy Bleeding(-2500 Health per turn,5 turns left), Deep Cut(-2500 HP per turn, 10 turns left.Action:Can't move, Result:takes 5000 from status conditions. Neutral/Event Phase17, Good Event, 2, a couple of taunters appear as a distraction. Inventory/Stat InformationElder Acorn(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G)Inventory: - Loaded Dice:+3 to your rolls
- A Very Disturbing Object:Makes enemy feel sick when you show it to them,thankfully censored to the alliance, unless a 1 is rolled
- 75% Demon Discount Coupon:Get 75% off at the Demon Merchant 1 time.
- A Free Ticket to Space:Voluntarily leave the battlefield for 2 turns(the turn you use the ticket counts), return with a nice item from space, can only be used once.
- Morphing Voodoo Doll:Transform it into enemy of your choosing for one battle, the rest of obvious.
- Medallion of Cleanliness:Because throwing poop at people isn't nice, this medallion places a curse on those who do things like throwing poop(+5000 DMG if clean for 5+ turns,-5000 DMG if performing disgusting actions)
Sophia(1,250HP, 500MP, 19G)Inventory: - Famous Movie Line Database Device: THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
- Miniature S.W.O.R.D.(A tiny version of the logic defying robot, Gives +100 base damage)
- Dart Trap Sentrygun(A deployable sentry minion, costs 25 to summon, can summon a specified amount in 1 turn)
- Motivational Speaker Aura:Channel your inner Shia Labeouf, and motivate your team to not let their dreams be dreams.
- 6xDrill
- SHLR:A Supergiant Highspeed Laser Railgun, now with 100% more overkill, charges passively each turn, 5 charges is devastating.
- Almir Voodoo Doll:Sells for an obscenely high price, craft with items for absolutely nonsensical hilarity.
- Cooling Prism X-01 Mk. VI Power Armour Frame: near indestructible and resistant to heat.
- The Scourge of the Glowing Sea:A Glowing Deathclaw Gauntlet, it will do some nasty radiation poisoning with each hit.
- Young Deathclaw:Give Commands to it in Battle.
- Vault Tec Endurance Bobblehead:Through sheer persistence, comes the greatest successes.
- Medallion of Travelling Lightly: The less in you inventory, the better your attack(For every item under 10 items, you get +300 damage)
- Snow Aura:Enemies that try to attack you have a 1/10 chance of being frozen, unaffected by dice rig.
- Crafticator
- Superdrillx2
Levi(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G)Inventory: - Annoying Cellphone:Call random numbers, something might happen!
- The Gift of Knowing:Well the 6th sense thing is pointless now, this item now lacks much purpose, I'll figure something out for it.
- Summoning Staff(Protectron):Tested to spawn protectrons.
- Lifetime Supply of Dog Residue, you wanted it, you got it, try crafting some with other stuff.
- Killer Bee Launcher, A homing missile launcher, good for downing conveniently placed attack helicopters.
- Revenge of the Grinch:A small box with a button, something tells me that the enemy doesn't want you to press it.
Wolf Fury(1,250HP, 500MP, 39G) Inventory: - Modified W2000:A sniper rifle wielded by an assassin of particular renown.
- Savage Elixir:Gain strength, but temporarily lose your sanity(+500 max health,200 max mana)
- Lifetime Supply of Coal:You have been a naughty boy, I suppose, you could just throw these coal rocks at the enemy and set them afflame.
- Gaster Blaster:San's Laser Skulls, made by a genius who many believe was destroyed by his own creation.
- Shogun Mask:Designed to inspire fear into your enemies, anyone you attack has a 1/4 chance of fearing you.
- The Deliverer:A PPK designed for stealth, surprisingly very reliable in a fight, for being 10mm.
- Superdrill(2/3)
- Cookie Shield:A shield made of cookies, removes 500 damage on attacks against you.
- Ice Flower:Infused with the power of ice itself.
- Infinite Cracker:Blast near someone's butt for the most hilarity.
- Candy Cane Shank:A candy cane prepped for stabbing people.
- Candy Cane Cane:A walking cane that is also a candy cane?
- A Gift of Bad Luck:-20 Luck to the person whom has it in their inventory.
Pestilent Onion(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G) Inventory: - Pestilent Repeater:Poisons Targets
- RNGesus Shrine:RNGesus smiles upon you.
- Custom-Made Shank: You can now stab somebody in the stomach 5 times per second.
- An Antique Crowbar:Chance to induce fear on attack
- Distress Beacon:Forces a spawning event, this could be risky,requires 25 mana to use
Mr. Fury(100,000HP) Inventory: - Unforgiving Contract:God it Inferno...
- Luxurious Cane:Why do I even have this?
- Stupidly Rigged Dice:Passive +20 dice rig.
- Lifetime Supply of Sarsaparilla:You will spend some turns just drinking this stuff.
- Ability:Fabricate:Can Fabricate anything in existence.
Team Inv: - Matured Devilbrew Grenade:A Lava-like Poison that melts the victim, has aged quite well, enhancing the effect of it.
- Angelic Loot Chest:Use a drill on it for a rather divine piece of loot.
- Medallion of Pure Balance:Power increments with turns spent not attacking, you can still do other actions that don't involve attacks(+2500 damage per turn)
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Post by Jedinate6 on Jan 6, 2016 11:35:59 GMT
I fire a mininuke
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 8, 2016 2:52:57 GMT
Pass the gift of bad luck
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Post by Levi on Jan 9, 2016 7:50:39 GMT
my dream has come true I'm the annoying dog it's a beautiful day outside
of course I call some random number on the cellphone and Now time for an attack. . . . I don't know? Ok I fire the Killer Bee Launcher I guess
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 9, 2016 7:55:46 GMT
Whooooooo hooooooo go levi!!! Cause we to legit! Too legit to quit!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Jan 11, 2016 8:47:28 GMT
Pinned Note:If I make any mistakes,just tell me and I'll do a small edit(this means you can do a normal action). TLoM Forum Alliance Phase LOL Elder Acorn(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses:Cleanliness Curse-Positive(+5000 DMG),Loaded Dice(+3 Rig) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Is doing nothing in style. Result:... Sophia the Mechanic(1,000/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses: DMG Bonus(+100 DMG), Motivator Aura(Team morale can't go down), SHLR Charge(3/5 Charges), Snow Aura(1/10 chance of freezing enemy) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Fires a mininuke. Result:14, 10,100 damage, it doesn't freeze the foe. Levi(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses:Annoying dog(Completely random, not even the dice can decide some actions) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Calls a random number, fires the killer bee. Result: ummmmm, a swarm of wild Houndour appear out of nowhere,11, for some reason though, you fired 3 shots instead of 1, 10000 dmg done. Wolf Fury(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses:Defensive Cookie(-500 recieved damage), Fear of the Shogun(1/4 chance of inflicting fear)Buffs/Debuffs:Gift of Bad Luck(-20 Dice Rig)Action:Tries to pass the gift of bad luck.Result:2,you passed it to yourself one second in the future.Pestilent Onion(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)
Passive Bonuses:Legacy of Black Mesa(1/4 chance of inflicting fear) Buffs/Debuffs: Action: Awkward silence... Result:Crickets chirping. Allied Phase Mr. Fury(100,000/100,000HP)Passive Bonuses: OP Rigger(+20), Godlike(isn't phased by most things),Man of No Motive(needs self motivation to attack), Life Orb(Sacrifice vitality to attack) Action: Why you so lazy at updating dis, lol. Result: +3 Self Motivation. Self Motive is now 7.Self Motive needed for next attack, 12. Plain Unlucky Dog(meat) I(1,000/1,000HP)Passive Bonuses:Originally Dogmeat I. Buffs/Debuffs: Action: Tries to distract Reginald again... Result: 14 again, it succeeded somehow? Comic Failure I has evolved into Plain Unlucky Dog(meat) I. Young Deathclaw(Item, 5,000/5,000HP)Passive Bonuses:Originally Dogmeat I. Buffs/Debuffs: Action: It stares blankly into your soul. Result: A soul has been violated. Wild Houndour Pack(3 Turn effect,-5000 Boss Health/pT) Enemy Phase Forum Archdemon(119,500/150,000HP,50G)(FLED,MAYBE YOU COULD RECALL THIS BOSS BACK LATER,HE WON'T HAVE HIS BACKUP NEXT TIME) Sir Reginald the Rich(427,300/500,000HP)Passive Effects:Lone Wolf(Refuses to have minions or backup), Rain of Gifts(Attack target may get money or shady gift) Buffs/Debuffs: Heavy Bleeding(-2500 Health per turn,4 turns left), Deep Cut(-2500 HP per turn, 9 turns left) Action:Uses Gold Bar Gun on Sophia. Result:5, it hits the 2 taunters instead. Neutral/Event Phase18, Good Event, 8, hOI, iM tEM, haVE FrEE temmIE FlAKes. Sophia has been forcefed a whole box of temmie flakes breakfast cereal, health fully restored next turn Inventory/Stat InformationElder Acorn(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G)Inventory: - Loaded Dice:+3 to your rolls
- A Very Disturbing Object:Makes enemy feel sick when you show it to them,thankfully censored to the alliance, unless a 1 is rolled
- 75% Demon Discount Coupon:Get 75% off at the Demon Merchant 1 time.
- A Free Ticket to Space:Voluntarily leave the battlefield for 2 turns(the turn you use the ticket counts), return with a nice item from space, can only be used once.
- Morphing Voodoo Doll:Transform it into enemy of your choosing for one battle, the rest of obvious.
- Medallion of Cleanliness:Because throwing poop at people isn't nice, this medallion places a curse on those who do things like throwing poop(+5000 DMG if clean for 5+ turns,-5000 DMG if performing disgusting actions)
Sophia(1,250HP, 500MP, 19G)Inventory: - Famous Movie Line Database Device: THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
- Miniature S.W.O.R.D.(A tiny version of the logic defying robot, Gives +100 base damage)
- Dart Trap Sentrygun(A deployable sentry minion, costs 25 to summon, can summon a specified amount in 1 turn)
- Motivational Speaker Aura:Channel your inner Shia Labeouf, and motivate your team to not let their dreams be dreams.
- 6xDrill
- SHLR:A Supergiant Highspeed Laser Railgun, now with 100% more overkill, charges passively each turn, 5 charges is devastating.
- Almir Voodoo Doll:Sells for an obscenely high price, craft with items for absolutely nonsensical hilarity.
- Cooling Prism X-01 Mk. VI Power Armour Frame: near indestructible and resistant to heat.
- The Scourge of the Glowing Sea:A Glowing Deathclaw Gauntlet, it will do some nasty radiation poisoning with each hit.
- Young Deathclaw:Give Commands to it in Battle.
- Vault Tec Endurance Bobblehead:Through sheer persistence, comes the greatest successes.
- Medallion of Travelling Lightly: The less in you inventory, the better your attack(For every item under 10 items, you get +300 damage)
- Snow Aura:Enemies that try to attack you have a 1/10 chance of being frozen, unaffected by dice rig.
- Crafticator
- Superdrillx2
Levi(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G)Inventory: - Annoying Cellphone:Call random numbers, something might happen!
- The Gift of Knowing:Well the 6th sense thing is pointless now, this item now lacks much purpose, I'll figure something out for it.
- Summoning Staff(Protectron):Tested to spawn protectrons.
- Lifetime Supply of Dog Residue, you wanted it, you got it, try crafting some with other stuff.
- Killer Bee Launcher, A homing missile launcher, good for downing conveniently placed attack helicopters.
- Revenge of the Grinch:A small box with a button, something tells me that the enemy doesn't want you to press it.
Wolf Fury(1,250HP, 500MP, 39G) Inventory: - Modified W2000:A sniper rifle wielded by an assassin of particular renown.
- Savage Elixir:Gain strength, but temporarily lose your sanity(+500 max health,200 max mana)
- Lifetime Supply of Coal:You have been a naughty boy, I suppose, you could just throw these coal rocks at the enemy and set them afflame.
- Gaster Blaster:San's Laser Skulls, made by a genius who many believe was destroyed by his own creation.
- Shogun Mask:Designed to inspire fear into your enemies, anyone you attack has a 1/4 chance of fearing you.
- The Deliverer:A PPK designed for stealth, surprisingly very reliable in a fight, for being 10mm.
- Superdrill(2/3)
- Cookie Shield:A shield made of cookies, removes 500 damage on attacks against you.
- Ice Flower:Infused with the power of ice itself.
- Infinite Cracker:Blast near someone's butt for the most hilarity.
- Candy Cane Shank:A candy cane prepped for stabbing people.
- Candy Cane Cane:A walking cane that is also a candy cane?
- A Gift of Bad Luck:-20 Luck to the person whom has it in their inventory.
Pestilent Onion(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G) Inventory: - Pestilent Repeater:Poisons Targets
- RNGesus Shrine:RNGesus smiles upon you.
- Custom-Made Shank: You can now stab somebody in the stomach 5 times per second.
- An Antique Crowbar:Chance to induce fear on attack
- Distress Beacon:Forces a spawning event, this could be risky,requires 25 mana to use
Mr. Fury(100,000HP) Inventory: - Unforgiving Contract:God it Inferno...
- Luxurious Cane:Why do I even have this?
- Stupidly Rigged Dice:Passive +20 dice rig.
- Lifetime Supply of Sarsaparilla:You will spend some turns just drinking this stuff.
- Ability:Fabricate:Can Fabricate anything in existence.
Team Inv: - Matured Devilbrew Grenade:A Lava-like Poison that melts the victim, has aged quite well, enhancing the effect of it.
- Angelic Loot Chest:Use a drill on it for a rather divine piece of loot.
- Medallion of Pure Balance:Power increments with turns spent not attacking, you can still do other actions that don't involve attacks(+2500 damage per turn)
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Post by Jedinate6 on Jan 11, 2016 11:37:02 GMT
I put down a dart trap sentry gun.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 11, 2016 14:24:44 GMT
Wow you do spend a long time on this
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Post by Levi on Jan 11, 2016 19:20:46 GMT
Oh...? Well I don't know what I expected. I craft some Dog Residue with the Killer Bee Launcher. What have I done.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Jan 11, 2016 21:46:56 GMT
Dog residue... it multiplies infinitely.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 11, 2016 23:49:46 GMT
Aw ****.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Jan 12, 2016 0:47:37 GMT
One more turn... I'm waiting... to unlease... IT.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Jan 12, 2016 3:35:33 GMT
Pinned Note:If I make any mistakes,just tell me and I'll do a small edit(this means you can do a normal action). TLoM Forum Alliance Phase LOL Elder Acorn(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses:Cleanliness Curse-Positive(+5000 DMG),Loaded Dice(+3 Rig) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Loves doing nothing! Result:... Sophia the Mechanic(1,250/1,250HP, 475/500MP)Passive Bonuses: DMG Bonus(+100 DMG), Motivator Aura(Team morale can't go down), SHLR Charge(4'/'[[''/5 Charges), Snow Aura(1/10 chance of freezing enemy) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Places a dart sentry. Result:9. dart sentry comin up. Levi(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses:Annoying dog(Completely random, not even the dice can decide some actions) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Dog Residue's the Killer Bee Result: it is now a HPUG-A, a Highly Portable Unidentified Gun-Adogalypse model.Check inventory for description stuffs. Wolf Fury(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)Passive Bonuses:Defensive Cookie(-500 recieved damage), Fear of the Shogun(1/4 chance of inflicting fear)Buffs/Debuffs:Action:Tries to pass the gift of bad luck.Result:14,you passed it successfully to the boss.Pestilent Onion(1,250/1,250HP, 500/500MP)
Passive Bonuses:Legacy of Black Mesa(1/4 chance of inflicting fear) Buffs/Debuffs: Action: I am running out of creative ways to say that people are doing nothing :l Result:... Allied Phase Plain Lazy(Mr. Fury, 100,000/100,000HP)Passive Bonuses: OP Rigger(+20), Godlike(isn't phased by most things),Man of No Motive(needs self motivation to attack), Life Orb(Sacrifice vitality to attack) Action: Drinks some Sarsaparilla Result: +1 Self Motivation. Self Motive is now 8.Self Motive needed for next attack, 12. Plain Unlucky Dog(meat) I(Dogmeat I, 1,000/1,000HP)Passive Bonuses:Originally Dogmeat I. Buffs/Debuffs: Action: It celebrates the fact is was finally useful. Result: I really oughtta get rid of this dog since it has been doing virtually nothing. Young Deathclaw(Item, 5,000/5,000HP)Passive Bonuses:Originally Dogmeat I. Buffs/Debuffs: Action: It stares blankly into your soul again. Result: A soul has been violated...again. Wild Houndour Pack(Expires next turn,-5000 Boss Health/pT) Dart Sentry(Until Killed, 100DMG+Stacking Poison(+1)/pT) Enemy Phase Forum Archdemon(119,500/150,000HP,50G)(FLED,MAYBE YOU COULD RECALL THIS BOSS BACK LATER,HE WON'T HAVE HIS BACKUP NEXT TIME) Sir Reginald the Rich(397,200/500,000HP)Passive Effects:Lone Wolf(Refuses to have minions or backup), Rain of Gifts(Attack target may get money or shady gift) Buffs/Debuffs: Gift of Bad Luck(-20 Dice Rig), Stacking Poison(Rank 1,each rank adds -100 HP/pT),Heavy Bleeding(-2500 Health per turn,4 turns left), Deep Cut(-2500 HP per turn, 9 turns left) Action:Uses rain of explosive gold bars. Result:1,1,1, a bad day to use that attack eh? 25000 Damage Taken. Neutral/Event Phase11, Coin forbids event. Inventory/Stat InformationElder Acorn(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G)Inventory: - Loaded Dice:+3 to your rolls
- A Very Disturbing Object:Makes enemy feel sick when you show it to them,thankfully censored to the alliance, unless a 1 is rolled
- 75% Demon Discount Coupon:Get 75% off at the Demon Merchant 1 time.
- A Free Ticket to Space:Voluntarily leave the battlefield for 2 turns(the turn you use the ticket counts), return with a nice item from space, can only be used once.
- Morphing Voodoo Doll:Transform it into enemy of your choosing for one battle, the rest of obvious.
- Medallion of Cleanliness:Because throwing poop at people isn't nice, this medallion places a curse on those who do things like throwing poop(+5000 DMG if clean for 5+ turns,-5000 DMG if performing disgusting actions)
Sophia(1,250HP, 500MP, 19G)Inventory: - Famous Movie Line Database Device: THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
- Miniature S.W.O.R.D.(A tiny version of the logic defying robot, Gives +100 base damage)
- Dart Trap Sentrygun(A deployable sentry minion, costs 25 to summon, can summon a specified amount in 1 turn)
- Motivational Speaker Aura:Channel your inner Shia Labeouf, and motivate your team to not let their dreams be dreams.
- 6xDrill
- SHLR:A Supergiant Highspeed Laser Railgun, now with 100% more overkill, charges passively each turn, 5 charges is devastating.
- Almir Voodoo Doll:Sells for an obscenely high price, craft with items for absolutely nonsensical hilarity.
- Cooling Prism X-01 Mk. VI Power Armour Frame: near indestructible and resistant to heat.
- The Scourge of the Glowing Sea:A Glowing Deathclaw Gauntlet, it will do some nasty radiation poisoning with each hit.
- Young Deathclaw:Give Commands to it in Battle.
- Vault Tec Endurance Bobblehead:Through sheer persistence, comes the greatest successes.
- Medallion of Travelling Lightly: The less in you inventory, the better your attack(For every item under 10 items, you get +300 damage)
- Snow Aura:Enemies that try to attack you have a 1/10 chance of being frozen, unaffected by dice rig.
- Crafticator
- Superdrillx2
Levi(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G)Inventory: - Annoying Cellphone:Call random numbers, something might happen!
- The Gift of Knowing:Well the 6th sense thing is pointless now, this item now lacks much purpose, I'll figure something out for it.
- Summoning Staff(Protectron):Tested to spawn protectrons.
- Lifetime Supply of Dog Residue, you wanted it, you got it, try crafting some with other stuff.
- HPUG-A:Highly Portable Unidentified Gun-Adogalypse:It fires concentrated levels of the dogsong,has a secondary mode which allows you to place it on the ground to charge for 10 turns to unleash the adogalypse upon the enemy.
- Revenge of the Grinch:A small box with a button, something tells me that the enemy doesn't want you to press it.
Wolf Fury(1,250HP, 500MP, 39G) Inventory: - Modified W2000:A sniper rifle wielded by an assassin of particular renown.
- Savage Elixir:Gain strength, but temporarily lose your sanity(+500 max health,200 max mana)
- Lifetime Supply of Coal:You have been a naughty boy, I suppose, you could just throw these coal rocks at the enemy and set them afflame.
- Gaster Blaster:San's Laser Skulls, made by a genius who many believe was destroyed by his own creation.
- Shogun Mask:Designed to inspire fear into your enemies, anyone you attack has a 1/4 chance of fearing you.
- The Deliverer:A PPK designed for stealth, surprisingly very reliable in a fight, for being 10mm.
- Superdrill(2/3)
- Cookie Shield:A shield made of cookies, removes 500 damage on attacks against you.
- Ice Flower:Infused with the power of ice itself.
- Infinite Cracker:Blast near someone's butt for the most hilarity.
- Candy Cane Shank:A candy cane prepped for stabbing people.
- Candy Cane Cane:A walking cane that is also a candy cane?
Pestilent Onion(1,250HP, 500MP, 31G) Inventory: - Pestilent Repeater:Poisons Targets
- RNGesus Shrine:RNGesus smiles upon you.
- Custom-Made Shank: You can now stab somebody in the stomach 5 times per second.
- An Antique Crowbar:Chance to induce fear on attack
- Distress Beacon:Forces a spawning event, this could be risky,requires 25 mana to use
Mr. Fury(100,000HP) Inventory: - Unforgiving Contract:God it Inferno...
- Luxurious Cane:Why do I even have this?
- Stupidly Rigged Dice:Passive +20 dice rig.
- Lifetime Supply of Sarsaparilla:You will spend some turns just drinking this stuff.
- Ability:Fabricate:Can Fabricate anything in existence.
Team Inv: - Matured Devilbrew Grenade:A Lava-like Poison that melts the victim, has aged quite well, enhancing the effect of it.
- Angelic Loot Chest:Use a drill on it for a rather divine piece of loot.
- Medallion of Pure Balance:Power increments with turns spent not attacking, you can still do other actions that don't involve attacks(+2500 damage per turn)
On Enemy:
- A Gift of Bad Luck:-20 Luck to the person whom has it in their inventory.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Jan 12, 2016 11:28:30 GMT
I aim the SHLR, and open the angelic loot chest. The Deathclaw slashes Sir Reginald.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 12, 2016 22:49:13 GMT
You put in that I still have the gift of bad luck, Drinks a savage elixer cause y not, and MLG quickscopes sir Reginald with my W2000. I am also runing out of creative ways to say "I shoot the boss with my W2000"
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Post by Levi on Jan 13, 2016 5:35:48 GMT
I fire some Dogsong with the HPUG-PA.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Jan 16, 2016 6:32:36 GMT
Pinned Note:If I make any mistakes,just tell me and I'll do a small edit(this means you can do a normal action). Also, this post may be prone to a few mistakes, let me know if you spot any. With the announcement in the shoutboxspambox I am also increasing the amount of attacks the boss can do per turn to 3, because this seems to be too easy with just 1. Also, you can just move the gift of bad luck to the team inv if none of you want a bad luck war, it might actually make for a good status condition augment on a weapon. TLoM Forum Alliance Phase LOL Elder AcornSorry EA, you haven't made an action in a while, despite how much time you got due to my laziness, so you have been dismantled, and redistributed, your items are going into the team inventory where other players can choose to make them their own. Sophia the Mechanic(Title:The Last Original,1750/1750HP, 700/700MP)Passive Bonuses: DMG Bonus(+100 DMG), Motivator Aura(Team morale can't go down), SHLR Charge(5/5 Charges), Snow Aura(1/10 chance of freezing enemy on attack) Buffs/Debuffs: Action:Aims the SLHR towards the boss and opens the Angelic Safe. Result:10, You'll hit next turn if you unleash it, also, check your inventory for your new item. Levi(1350/1750HP, 700/700MP)Passive Bonuses:Annoying dog(Completely random, not even the dice can decide some actions) Buffs/Debuffs: Gift of Bad Luck(-20 Dice Rig)Action:Fires the HPUG-A Result: A 17, The boss takes 10000 DMG, the boss is also silenced, preventing magical attacks. Wolf Fury(1750/1750HP, 700/700MP)Passive Bonuses:Defensive Cookie(-500 recieved damage), Fear of the Shogun(1/4 chance of inflicting fear),Sponsorship(Your actions are now in montage parody vision)Buffs/Debuffs:Insane(the savage elixir has driven you mad,your actions may do something else completely, which could harm your team, lasts 3 turns)Action:Tries to become the most MLG of quickscopers and attempts gets them epic 1080 noscopes by jumping out of the playing field(don't worry, I am not mean enough to make you die)Result:19, airhorns! MTN Dew! Doritos everywhere! Explosions! everybody is screaming! you got onto the "U just got flipping owned Cam" for that super dank trickshot, 25000 DMG, utter humiliation inflicted on the boss. the boss now fears you for 2 turns(including this one) as well. You are also now a lot stronger, but insane for 3 turns.Pestilent Onion(1500/1500HP, 600/600MP)
Passive Bonuses:Legacy of Black Mesa(1/4 chance of inflicting fear) Buffs/Debuffs:Dismantling Bots are coming if ya don't move. Action: Watch out! He has a nothing! Result:... Allied Phase Y u so Lazy(Mr. Fury, 100000/100000HP)Passive Bonuses: OP Rigger(+20), Godlike(isn't phased by most things),Man of No Motive(needs self motivation to attack), Life Orb(Sacrifice vitality to attack) Action: Made a plan for the future of this game and removes Dogmeat, the joke has finally run course. Result: +1 Self Motivation. Self Motive is now 9.Self Motive needed for next attack, 12. Young Deathclaw(Item, 5000/5000HP)Passive Bonuses:Originally Dogmeat I. Buffs/Debuffs: Action: Slashes at Reginald. Result: 6, 7500DMG, Deep Cut extended Wild Houndour Pack(Expired,-5000 Boss Health) Dart Sentry(Until Killed, 100DMG+Stacking Poison(+1)/pT) Enemy Phase Forum Archdemon(119,500/150,000HP,50G)(FLED,MAYBE YOU COULD RECALL THIS BOSS BACK LATER,HE WON'T HAVE HIS BACKUP NEXT TIME) Sir Reginald the Rich(365100/500000HP)Passive Effects:Lone Wolf(Refuses to have minions or backup), Rain of Gifts(Attack target may get money or shady gift), Buffs/Debuffs: Stacking Poison(Rank 2,Currently 200DMG/pT),Heavy Bleeding(-2500 Health per turn,2 turns left), Deep Cut(-2500 HP per turn, 10 turns left), Fear(Wolffury,expires next turn),Silenced(Magic is Impossibru for 3 turns) Action:Throws the gift of bad luck back at Levi, he kicks Levi, and then, he throws gold bars at Wolffury. Result:15, the gift of bad luck goes to Levi. 12, it does 400 damage to Levi.3, they completely miss Wolffury, each party member gets 5 gold bars each. a 20, Sir Reginald gets over the humiliation, well, that was lucky, I was planning some pretty harsh stuff. Neutral/Event Phase15, a neutral event. A gold lamp appears on the battlefield, rub it? Inventory/Stat InformationSophia(1750HP, 700MP, 24G)Inventory: - Famous Movie Line Database Device: THERE IS NO BATHROOM!
- Miniature S.W.O.R.D.(A tiny version of the logic defying robot, Gives +100 base damage)
- Dart Trap Sentrygun(A deployable sentry minion, costs 25 to summon, can summon a specified amount in 1 turn)
- Motivational Speaker Aura:Channel your inner Shia Labeouf, and motivate your team to not let their dreams be dreams.
- 6xDrill
- SHLR:A Supergiant Highspeed Laser Railgun, now with 100% more overkill, charges passively each turn, 5 charges is devastating.
- Almir Voodoo Doll:Sells for an obscenely high price, craft with items for absolutely nonsensical hilarity.
- Cooling Prism X-01 Mk. VI Power Armour Frame: near indestructible and resistant to heat.
- The Scourge of the Glowing Sea:A Glowing Deathclaw Gauntlet, it will do some nasty radiation poisoning with each hit.
- Young Deathclaw:Give Commands to it in Battle.
- Vault Tec Endurance Bobblehead:Through sheer persistence, comes the greatest successes.
- Medallion of Travelling Lightly: The less in you inventory, the better your attack(For every item under 10 items, you get +300 damage)
- Snow Aura:Enemies that try to attack you have a 1/10 chance of being frozen, unaffected by dice rig.
- Crafticator
- Superdrillx2
- *NEW* 14, Guardian Orbitars:Good at reflecting projectiles, but makes you immobile, rendering you vulnerable to melee attacks. costs 50MP/T to keep up
Levi(1750HP, 700MP, 36G)Inventory: - Annoying Cellphone:Call random numbers, something might happen!
- The Gift of Knowing:Well the 6th sense thing is pointless now, this item now lacks much purpose, I'll figure something out for it.
- Summoning Staff(Protectron):Tested to spawn protectrons.
- Lifetime Supply of Dog Residue, you wanted it, you got it, try crafting some with other stuff.
- HPUG-A:Highly Portable Unidentified Gun-Adogalypse:It fires concentrated levels of the dogsong,has a secondary mode which allows you to place it on the ground to charge for 10 turns to unleash the adogalypse upon the enemy.
- Revenge of the Grinch:A small box with a button, something tells me that the enemy doesn't want you to press it.
Wolf Fury(1750HP, 700MP, 44G) Inventory: - Modified W2000:A sniper rifle wielded by an assassin of particular renown.
- Savage Elixir:Gain strength, but temporarily lose your sanity(+500 max health,200 max mana)
- Lifetime Supply of Coal:You have been a naughty boy, I suppose, you could just throw these coal rocks at the enemy and set them afflame.
- Gaster Blaster:San's Laser Skulls, made by a genius who many believe was destroyed by his own creation.
- Shogun Mask:Designed to inspire fear into your enemies, anyone you attack has a 1/4 chance of fearing you.
- The Deliverer:A PPK designed for stealth, surprisingly very reliable in a fight, for being 10mm.
- Superdrill(2/3)
- Cookie Shield:A shield made of cookies, removes 500 damage on attacks against you.
- Ice Flower:Infused with the power of ice itself.
- Infinite Cracker:Blast near someone's butt for the most hilarity.
- Candy Cane Shank:A candy cane prepped for stabbing people.
- Candy Cane Cane:A walking cane that is also a candy cane?
Pestilent Onion(1500HP, 600MP, 36G) Inventory: - Pestilent Repeater:Poisons Targets
- RNGesus Shrine:RNGesus smiles upon you.
- Custom-Made Shank: You can now stab somebody in the stomach 5 times per second.
- An Antique Crowbar:Chance to induce fear on attack
- Distress Beacon:Forces a spawning event, this could be risky,requires 25 mana to use
Mr. Fury(100000HP) Inventory: - Unforgiving Contract:God it Inferno...
- Luxurious Cane:Why do I even have this?
- Stupidly Rigged Dice:Passive +20 dice rig.
- Lifetime Supply of Sarsaparilla:You will spend some turns just drinking this stuff.
- Ability:Fabricate:Can Fabricate anything in existence.
Team Inv: - Matured Devilbrew Grenade:A Lava-like Poison that melts the victim, has aged quite well, enhancing the effect of it.
- Angelic Loot Chest:Use a drill on it for a rather divine piece of loot.
- Medallion of Pure Balance:Power increments with turns spent not attacking, you can still do other actions that don't involve attacks(+2500 damage per turn)
- Loaded Dice:+3 to your rolls
- A Very Disturbing Object:Makes enemy feel sick when you show it to them,thankfully censored to the alliance, unless a 1 is rolled
- 75% Demon Discount Coupon:Get 75% off at the Demon Merchant 1 time.
- A Free Ticket to Space:Voluntarily leave the battlefield for 2 turns(the turn you use the ticket counts), return with a nice item from space, can only be used once.
- Morphing Voodoo Doll:Transform it into enemy of your choosing for one battle, the rest of obvious.
- Medallion of Cleanliness:Because throwing poop at people isn't nice, this medallion places a curse on those who do things like throwing poop(+5000 DMG if clean for 5+ turns,-5000 DMG if performing disgusting actions)
On Enemy:
- A Gift of Bad Luck:-20 Luck to the person whom has it in their inventory.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Jan 16, 2016 16:38:39 GMT
I unleash it.
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Post by Levi on Jan 16, 2016 19:42:42 GMT
I try to grab as many MLG stuff as I can, such as Mountain dew, DewDoritos, etc.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 18, 2016 1:17:28 GMT
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 18, 2016 1:27:14 GMT
Can I have something useless and undertale related so I can celebrate me geting undertale?
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Post by Levi on Jan 22, 2016 20:14:40 GMT
Let me give you some dog residue.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 22, 2016 21:27:16 GMT
Thanks
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 22, 2016 21:29:41 GMT
I shoot some gaster blasters at sir reggie (the answer is no i dont)
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Post by elderacorn on Jan 23, 2016 21:10:22 GMT
I've been gone a while I'm back! summon pls
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Jan 23, 2016 23:40:03 GMT
Summonienessthingyidontknowwherethisisgoinganymore
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