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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 13, 2015 22:40:55 GMT
lol this is awesome already
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 13, 2015 23:09:27 GMT
For the Movie Line Database Device, you'll get 2 gold bars, pretty cool novelty item, would've been even better with an overpowered megaphone.
Elder Acorn shows the Disturbing Object to the Demon Merchant, rolls a 19, "Heh, that is a very nice disturbing object there, tell ya what, I'll give you 75% off my wares for just one time, Elder Acorn received "Consumable:Demon Merchant 75% off Coupon"
Mr. Fury buys 10 of That Effin Drill and a Polar Star(Pay attention to what this Mr. Fury does, it might hint it a characteristic of the next boss or potential events)
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 13, 2015 23:37:36 GMT
*Shows Euclid's C-Finder*
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 13, 2015 23:45:20 GMT
"You have the C-Finder for the Archimedes II?!? In your situation, I recommend the Polar Star, you'd get a superweapon from crafting the two!"
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 14, 2015 1:23:44 GMT
I buy polar star, then combine the two. I also buy as many Drills as I can.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 14, 2015 2:31:48 GMT
Sophia expends all 7 of her gold, and buys a Polar Star, along with 6 drills(by 2 get 1 free, this is now a thing), she then combines the Polar Star with her C-Finder, rolls a 20, VERY NOICE! Legendary Item Crafted,
Super Spur:A completed Polar Star that has then been modified, fires giant laser beams, can be charged up 3 times to create a devastating attack(1 Charge=1 Turn)
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 14, 2015 2:40:32 GMT
I only had 7.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 14, 2015 2:41:30 GMT
Also: BOOM!!!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 14, 2015 2:42:22 GMT
eh,typical me, I tend to read the wrong number, I'll just give the other 2 drills anyway.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 14, 2015 5:02:33 GMT
yay!
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 14, 2015 5:26:57 GMT
asks the merchant " how much will you pay me for this severed head?"
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Post by Levi on Nov 14, 2015 6:05:40 GMT
Wow, things are happening quickly!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 14, 2015 7:51:24 GMT
The Demon Merchant says to Maxi, "For the severed head, I'll pay you a nice price of a gold nugget"
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 14, 2015 12:23:02 GMT
Time for a perception check on the boss, I am testing a new randomiser, which is a lot more random. a 16, well, the boss is a gang, they aren't exactly originals like the last 2 bosses, there is at least 4 in this gang, and they happen to like treasures.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 14, 2015 12:24:47 GMT
But I'm out of money!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 14, 2015 12:26:07 GMT
Oh, lemme guess,you know who the boss is?
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 14, 2015 13:27:22 GMT
No. I mean, they want money, but I don't have any.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 14, 2015 18:44:41 GMT
Time to reveal the boss(es)... It is none other than the Payday Gang, that group who'll do virtually anything for money, except throw away their dignity. Time to generate the gang, the extra random generator will decide our other 3 opponents for today(out of the order in the gang), our first one will obviously be Mastermind Dallas, so we get a 10, that would be Gambler Bonnie, don't let this hag grab ammo, it'll heal the team pretty efficiently. and then an 11, we get Sokol the Grinder, when he hits enemies, he gets small regen effects, these can stack. and lastly a 5, we have Houston the Rogue, this guy can dodge attacks like crazy, thankfully he isn't Sokol. Pretty bad rolls guys, a crew like this could last a while. Mastermind DallasDescription:This guy is bad news, his job is to keep the morale of the crew up while providing them with things like medical kits, orders, and coordinating the plan Mask Appearance: Health:10000 Lives:3 The Chart of Strengths and Weaknesses:Cherishes:It is obvious isn't it, money... Loves:Medkits, useless special enemies Likes:This guy doesn't really have much character... Dislikes:Special enemies Hates:Skulldozers,Flashbangs, Gas, Jamming Drills(That Effin Drill is like a key, it can't be used for combat) Despises:*WITHHELD* Abilities:CAR-4 burst: Fires a highly accurate burst from the versatile CAR-4 rifle. Medical Bag: Spawns a medical bag with 4 uses for his team. Inspire:Can instantly revive his team mates by shouting at them, not wasting his turn reviving. Dominator & Joker:Can dominate and convince a cop to join his side. Pistol Messiah:Can get right back up after being downed by killing a cop with a pistol. Gambler BonnieDescription:This gal is here to ruin your day, in a very Scottish fashion. Mask Appearance: Image too large...Health:10000 Lives:3 The Chart of Strengths and Weaknesses:Cherishes:It is obvious isn't it, money... Loves:Medkits, useless special enemies Likes:Ammo pickups. Dislikes:Special enemies Hates:Skulldozers,Flashbangs, Gas, Jamming Drills(That Effin Drill is like a key, it can't be used for combat) Despises:*WITHHELD* Abilities:Steakout Spray: Fires some dragon breath rounds everywhere, affects adjacent players in turn order. Ammo Bag:Put down an ammo bag for the gang to use. OVE9000 Saw:Good for opening deposit boxes and other stuff. Improved Combined Tactical Vest:Bonnie can tank you out. Grinder SokolDescription:A former Russian hockey player, dosed up on performance enhancing drugs. Mask Appearance: Image too large...Health:10000 Lives:3 The Chart of Strengths and Weaknesses:Cherishes:It is obvious isn't it, money... Loves:Medkits, useless special enemies Likes:Making shots count. Dislikes:Special enemies Hates:Skulldozers,Flashbangs, Gas, Jamming Drills(That Effin Drill is like a key, it can't be used for combat) Despises:*WITHHELD* Abilities:Clarion Burst: Basically the same as the CAR-4 burst, but faster and a little harder to keep accurate. First Aid Kits: Less powerful versions of Medical Bags. Grinder: Every attack that hits applies a small regen effect that lasts a couple turns, can stack. Ghost HoustonDescription:This guy, well, he has questionable gear for a loud heist, he could probably sabotage you if you aren't careful. Mask Appearance: Image too large...Health:10000 Lives:4 The Chart of Strengths and Weaknesses:Cherishes:It is obvious isn't it, money... Loves:Bypassing security. Likes:Making shots count. Dislikes:Special enemies Hates:Skulldozers,Flashbangs, Gas, Jamming Drills(That Effin Drill is like a key, it can't be used for combat) Despises:*WITHHELD* Abilities:Heavy Crossbow-Explosive Arrows:Designed to deal with heavy units. Pistol Crossbow-Poison Arrows: Designed to disable enemy units of high firepower, dozers seem to be unphased by it though. ECM: Can take over SWAT Van Turrets. ECM Feedback: Oh my god, what is that horrible noise, my ears are bleeding!
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Post by Remmy on Nov 14, 2015 21:11:10 GMT
Farts because they hate gas
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 14, 2015 21:12:25 GMT
I show that I have no money left.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 15, 2015 1:03:45 GMT
Dallas:GET DOWN!ON THE GROUND!
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 15, 2015 4:07:19 GMT
"What? ARE YOU ORDERING ME? I'M FROM A LAWLESS WASTELAND! THERE ARE NO POLICE, AND I'M NOT ONE OF THE SLAVES, SO I DON'T LISTEN TO YOU." *Fires the new suoperweapon at Dallas.* "I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE! IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD BE MINE!"
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 15, 2015 5:50:23 GMT
Shots have been fired, and the battle has started, our battleground is Cookoff Heist, the Payday gang are trying to cook as much meth as possible, for each bag of meth you confiscate, each team member gets a gold bar. I am trying out an updated format, which means these are gonna take a lot longer to make, you're welcome. FIRST ATTACK!:A uncharged super spur blast from Sophia, towards Crew Chief Dallas, a 17, it downs Dallas, but he gets revived by his team mates, at the cost of a life. Payday Gang Phase Dallas(2 lives): "Kill that special unit, it must be GenSec" Uses CAR-4 burst on Sophia, he gets a 3 and misses horribly. Bonnie(3 lives): Uses Steakout Spray on Sophia, an 18, it hits, Elder Acorn and Levi are also hit, Sophia and her adjacent allies are "ON FIRE!", 100 damage to Sophia, 50 damage to Elder Acorn and Levi. Sokol(3 lives): Tries to place down first aid kids, a 9, only 1 is placed. Houston(4 lives):Fires a toxic bolt at Remmy, a 4, thankfully, it barely missed. Meth Progress:1/3 Police Phase
The first responders have arrived(4 First Responders have spawned), time to set an impression team, you need to convince the cops that you are on their side, "Who are you? and why are you here?". The other 3 get into cover positions. Event Phase
Time for the first event opportunity of the battle! an 18, lets see what positive event we are gonna get. a 13! Oooh, item handouts! Remmy Received: A Summoning Staff(?):There is no clear label, what does it summon?
Elder Acorn Received: A Free Ticket to Space:Voluntarily leave the battlefield for 2 turns(the turn you use the ticket counts), return with a nice item from space, can only be used once.Sophia the Mechanic Received: Motivational Speaker Aura:Channel your inner Shia Labeouf, and motivate your team to not let their dreams be dreams.Levi Received: A Mega Buster Repair Kit:Maybe you can get that buster that merged into your armour working?Maxi Received: A Shady Contract: What does it say? use it to receive the terms.Mr. Fury Received: A Gift of Bad Luck: -20 dice rig to the holder, roll the dice to pass it to another person of your choosing, the rig doesn't apply when passing.Black Tier items are regarded as Evil tiers, but are not necessarily bad items. Alliance Health Counters. Remmy:500/500 Elder Acorn:450/500 Sophia the Mechanic:400/500 Levi:450/500 Maxi:500/500 Mr Fury:A lot, but definitely not infinite.
Current Owned Gold Bars Remmy:10 Elder Acorn:7 Sophia:7 Levi:7 Maxi:1 Mr. Fury:
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 15, 2015 6:32:25 GMT
Throws a shadow ball (no not that ball) and dallas. Crosses fingers
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 15, 2015 6:34:47 GMT
Also I will use my "shady contract" i'm pretty afraid about what it will be...
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 15, 2015 6:35:27 GMT
How many nuggets to a bar?
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 15, 2015 13:17:59 GMT
I yell to the cops while placing a dart sentry "They are the PayDay gang! They are making meth to sell! And you gotta get out of here! Thier leader will either make you join their side, or kill you to somehow stay alive!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 15, 2015 15:13:05 GMT
The first responder says, "No can do ma'am, the FBI has been chasing these guys for ages"
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 15, 2015 15:41:25 GMT
"Did you just call me MA'AM? I'M A GUY!"
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Post by Remmy on Nov 15, 2015 15:44:39 GMT
Summons somthing while shooting houston away with a gravity gun.
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