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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 15, 2015 19:22:12 GMT
serves power up BLTs COME GET THEM FOR POWER
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 15, 2015 21:12:45 GMT
Gets power BLT.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 16, 2015 5:07:19 GMT
Sophia, the shady contract gave me a super spur upgrade and some gold. Would you like the upgrade?
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 16, 2015 8:06:02 GMT
Maxi offers Power BLT's, Sophia takes one and consumes it. and then proceeds to offer them an upgrade to the Super Spur, what sort of proposal did Maxi get? Alliance PhaseRemmy: Angered by the attempted poisoning, Remmy uses his Summoning Staff and summons a protectron(10), while launching an object at Houston, 19, it is set to hit, but houston will end up having a dodge roll. Elder Acorn: Did nothing. Sophia:Continues to negotiate while eating the power BLT. Levi: Did nothing. Maxi: Launches a shadow ball at Dallas, a 13, it did 500 damage. Mr. Fury: Drinking sarsaparilla Payday Gang Phase Dallas(2 lives): Kills 2 first responders and dominates the other. Bonnie(3 lives): Decides to put down an ammo bag, an 8, succeeded, but there is less ammo than usual. Sokol(3 lives): Shoots at Elder Acorn with his Clarion, a 15, dealt 75 damage. Houston(4 lives):A 19, dodges the projectile with ease, fires another poison bolt at Remmy, an 11, it hits this time, Remmy is now "Poisoned" Meth Progress:2/3 Police Phase
SWAT Vans have arrived, there is now a chance for SWAT Van Turrets to spawn, it slowly increases every turn(10 swats and 2 shields have spawned). The first responder says. "Listen ma'am, sorry, sir, I am going off of your appearance here, you just happen to look like a female mechanic..." SWAT Van Turret Roll:20, that was a 1/20 chance this turn, you got lucky. "IT'S THE TURRET!" The SWAT VAN Turret lays suppressing fire. Event/Neutral Phase
a 7, neutral or nothing! The coin says no events shall happen this turn. A mysterious force gives Maxi 25 gold and an item: Modified W2000:A sniper rifle wielded by an assassin of particular renown.Alliance Health Counters. Remmy:500/500 Elder Acorn:450/500 Sophia the Mechanic:400/500 Levi:450/500 Maxi:500/500 Mr Fury:A lot, but definitely not infinite.
Payday Gang Health Counters.
Dallas:9500/10000 Bonnie:10000/10000 Sokol:10000/10000 Houston:10000/10000
Current Owned Gold Bars Remmy:10 Elder Acorn:7 Sophia:7 Levi:7 Maxi:27 Mr. Fury:
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 16, 2015 11:50:00 GMT
*The power armor protects against the bullets with ease, and I fire a mini nuke at Dallas. Because of how big a mininukes explosion is, it does damage to the two people next to the target (In turns), minimal damage if a miss.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 16, 2015 12:22:12 GMT
This is a PSA on the rules of the game, they have been updated, rule 2 is retroactive.
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Post by elderacorn on Nov 17, 2015 0:48:12 GMT
Uses herd call
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Post by Remmy on Nov 17, 2015 0:59:44 GMT
While moaning in poison pain, I through a scout to try to murder houston.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 17, 2015 6:05:00 GMT
I go for a headshot on dallas with my new sniper, shadowheals sophia
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 17, 2015 6:51:23 GMT
Sophia, would you like the super spur upgrade?
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 17, 2015 11:28:36 GMT
sure
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 17, 2015 12:42:44 GMT
Alliance PhaseRemmy:While writhing in pain from the poisoning, Remmy attempts to throw out a scout in an attempt to kill Houston, an 18, a decent scout is summoned. 25 damage taken. Elder Acorn:Uses Herd Calling(This works differently now, it isn't temporary, it actually summons minions), a 3, but you just couldn't seem to call them this time. 10 damage taken. Sophia:Tries placing a dart sentry, a 1, the enemy gets a free sentry, Sophia also accepts the upgrade, but then starts feeling sick, falling to the ground, with a nasty fever, status condition gained, "Forum-Die". 30 damage taken(the virus+the fire). Levi: Did nothing.10 damage taken. Maxi: Tries for a headshot with their W2000 rifle, a 19, git quickscoped Dallas! you skrub!Then attempts a shady heal on Sophia, a 3, but fails. Mr. Fury:"Heh, an artificial virus, I wonder how that got released..." Puts down the sarsaparilla, "I guess I better give you medical attention, stay away from us, this likely is specially designed to spread rapidly, heck, it could have already spread if we are not careful." Protectron:Troublemakers detected,innocents please step out of firing area, fires a few lasers at Bonnie, an 8, it was pretty weak, but it penetrated the armour. Scout:Fires their scattergun at Houston, a 17, time for the dodge roll. Payday Gang Phase Dallas(2 lives):Takes 3333 damage! "Sniper!" Fires CAR-4 at Maxi, a 14, it hits, 100 damage. Jokers the first responder,"You should join us, your talent is wasted with them". Bonnie(3 lives): Decides to put down another ammo bag, an 14, succeeded. took 1000 damage. Sokol(3 lives): Tries to put down some first aid kits, but instead puts down unhealing first aid kits(1, they don't know that it is unhealing). Houston(4 lives):A 13, barely dodged the projectile, maybe you should use something, a bit more explosive,Remmy? Dart Sentry:Shoots at Maxi, a 16, Maxi is now poisoned and also took 50 damage. First Responder:Shoots at Sophia, a 13, 75 damage dealt. Meth Progress:3/3 METH COOKED Current Meth Bags:1 Secured Meth Bags(Theirs): 0/3(This is a victory requirement) Police Phase
The first responder yells, "Stay away from the mechanic, they are infected!" The SWAT Teams rush the PAYDAY gang from behind the cover of the shields, a 15, 500 damage dealt to all of them. 2 snipers and 1 tazer has been deployed, 5 SWAT's have also been deployed SWAT Van Turret Roll:11, the chance increments by 1/20, until 5/20, there can only be 2 SVT's on the field at one time. Captain Winters Roll:15, the captain doesn't arrive. The SWAT VAN Turret lays suppressing fire. Event/Neutral Phase
a 4, Bain taunts you through those earpieces that suddenly appeared in your ears. A 2, Alex drops some supplies for the PAYDAY gang, a 20, and he actually gets it exactly on target,nothing lost! YOU ARE USEFUL FOR ONCE ALEX! A mysterious force gives Maxi 5 gold and an item: Loot Megasafe:Use a drill to open it.Alliance Health/Mana Counters Counters(retroactive stats applied now). Remmy:975/1000, 400/400 Elder Acorn:940/1000, 400/400 Sophia the Mechanic:895/1000, 375/400 Levi:690/750, 300/300 Maxi:350/500, 200/200 Mr Fury:A lot, but definitely not infinite.
Payday Gang Health Counters.
Dallas:5667/10000 Bonnie:8500/10000 Sokol:9500/10000 Houston:9500/10000
Current Owned Gold Bars Remmy:10 Elder Acorn:7 Sophia:7 Levi:7 Maxi:32 Mr. Fury:
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 17, 2015 14:58:23 GMT
Swipes a bag of meth whilst they are drinking
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Post by Levi on Nov 17, 2015 18:34:34 GMT
I try using the repair kit... Ha ha, how obvious.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 17, 2015 21:51:48 GMT
While down, I try to Aim my superweapon, I aim again, then fire. Double aiming = AT LEAST +2 dice rig.
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Post by elderacorn on Nov 17, 2015 23:41:32 GMT
Uses disturbing object
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 1:08:30 GMT
Hey sophia, can I use one of your drills to open my loot safe?
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 18, 2015 1:27:26 GMT
As long as I get halve the loot. I'll do it next round.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 18, 2015 2:07:48 GMT
Alliance PhaseRemmy:does nothing, takes 25 damage. Elder Acorn:Shows the highly disturbing object, 11+3(sorry,I realised I kept forgetting to add your dice rig effect, I'll add a guinea pig from herd calling from the previous round), the payday gang sees it, "OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?", they all spontaneously vomit violently. 10 damage taken. Fire has worn off. Sophia:Tries weakly, to fire the Super Spur, *BZZZIT*, but it just won't fire, what is going on? 30 damage taken. Fire has worn off. Levi: Uses the repair kit, *click* noice, mega buster is now functional. 10 damage.Fire has worn off. Maxi:Swipes a bag of meth, not while they are drinking, because it is a police assault, they'll never be drinking, a 6, but since they are violently vomiting, they don't notice you. 25 damage taken. Mr. Fury:"What sort of an upgrade was that supposed to be? Anyway, this should be treated by next turn" *injects Sophia with a syringe* Protectron:Continues shooting at Bonnie, a 5, but barely does any damage, 100 damage dealt. Scout:Fires their scattergun at Houston, 1, hits their leg own instead...idiot... Guinea Pig:Uses anklebite, a 19+3(minions inherit any passive bonuses you have), it instead cripples bonnie, 500 damage dealt. Payday Gang Phase Dallas(2 lives):Vomiting violently. Bonnie(3 lives): Takes 600 damage, vomiting violently, can't move too fast. Sokol(3 lives): Vomiting violently. Houston(4 lives):Vomiting violently. Dart Sentry:Appears to be unfazed, shoots at Protectron, 19, but protectrons can't be poisoned, let alone killed by arrows. First Responder:Vomiting violently. First Aid Kits(1) Disappointing Ammo Bags(1) Ammo Bags(1) First Ailing Kits(1)Meth Progress:1/3 Current Meth Bags:0 VICTORY:Secured Meth Bags(Theirs): 0/3 Police Phase
The first responder yells, "Stay away from the mechanic, they are infected!" The SWAT Teams continues to fire upon PAYDAY gang from behind the cover of the shields, a 3, but their aim ends up being worse than that of storm troopers. The snipers aim and fire, 5, but barely hit the gang, 250 to Sokol and Houston(He can't dodge snipers) The 5 SWAT's and the tazer join the group attacking the PAYDAY gang. Cloaker Roll:13, a cloaker considered arriving, but nah. Bulldozer Roll:13, no bulldozers spawn. SWAT Van Turret Roll:5, no turret Captain Winters Roll:6, the captain doesn't arrive. The SWAT VAN Turret hits the gang, 1000 damage to all of them. Event/Neutral Phase
(Oh wow, I forgot to edit the first event thing out of the previous posts, fail on my end) a 10,the coin says an event shall not happen. Alliance Health/Mana Counters Counters(retroactive stats applied now). Remmy:950/1000, 400/400 Elder Acorn:930/1000, 400/400 Sophia the Mechanic:865/1000, 400/400 Levi:680/750, 300/300 Maxi:325/500, 200/200 Mr Fury:A lot, but definitely not infinite.
Payday Gang Health Counters.
Dallas:4667/10000 Bonnie:6900/10000 Sokol:8250/10000 Houston:8250/10000
Current Owned Gold Bars Remmy:11 Elder Acorn:8 Sophia:1(I am forgetting a lot of things, geez) Levi:8 Maxi:33 Mr. Fury:
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Post by Jedinate6 on Nov 18, 2015 3:17:53 GMT
I use BoS distress call. (Summons The Lyon's Pride to help for the battle.)
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 6:03:14 GMT
Ru.s over to sophia and trys to heal her/him I realy dk
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 6:04:57 GMT
Buys drills 2 and proceeds to drill into the mega loot crate safe thingy that is going to be awesome or I will cry
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 6:27:54 GMT
Fires a charged shot at dallas with my w2000 rifle if one rolls I am going to get overkilled. (Plz dont give me a one just for the sake of it, plz dont itl do overkill to me with the charged round)
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 6:28:48 GMT
((I feel as if death just grabed my sniper and he is deciding wether to shoot me of dallas))
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 18, 2015 7:57:56 GMT
Buys drills 2 and proceeds to drill into the mega loot crate safe thingy that is going to be awesome or I will cry Sorry, but the demon merchant leaves after preparation phase, only to come back in the next one.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 18, 2015 14:42:28 GMT
Shoot!
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Post by elderacorn on Nov 19, 2015 2:30:58 GMT
Uses HERD CAAAAALLLL
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 20, 2015 1:41:00 GMT
WAIT A SECOND HERE! DID YOU SAY HOUSTON CANT SOGE SNIPER RIFLES!!!!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Nov 20, 2015 5:53:41 GMT
Alliance PhaseRemmy:Uses the distress beacon 3 times(I am controlling Remmy while they are away)4,16,12. nobody responded, a dog responded? somebody responded. Elder Acorn:Uses herd calling, a 20, a super guinea pig appears, along with 2 more normal guinea pigs. Sophia:Is no longer diseased thanks to treatment,tries to call the Lyons Pride, a 3, but it failed massively. Levi: does nothing. Maxi:Tries to charge up his w2000, but it isn't tf2, then he tries to get a headshot on dallas, a 3, it missed. Sorry, you lost the bet on the self overkill. Mr. Fury:Goes back to drinking sarsaparilla. Protectron:Continues shooting at Bonnie, a 13, 500 damage dealt. Scout:Fires their scattergun at Houston, 19 Super Guinea Pig:Uses laser eyes on Houston, he can't dodge lasers, an 8+3,500 damage, now that is disappointing. Guinea Pigx3:Uses annoyance, 4, they weren't annoying enough. :It was the original Dogmeat, tries to rip Dallas' throat out, but only did about 1500 damage. :It was Phoenix Wright(dafuq?), he goes on about how it is incredibly obvious who the PAYDAY gang is, a 9, they weren't really phased by his cringeworthy bluff. Payday Gang Phase Dallas(2 lives):Shoots Maxi in the face, a 4, he doesn't shoot Maxi in the face. 1500 damage recieved. Also kills the wave of cops near the gang. Bonnie(3 lives): Takes 500 damage, Tries to kill the guinea pigs, a 4 again. Kills the shields near them. Sokol(3 lives): Tries to kill the super guinea pig,a 14, he shoots the super guinea pig down, it is now a normal guinea pig. Kills the tazer. Houston(4 lives):a 16, only 500 damage taken, uses heavy crossbow on Maxi, a 20, BANG! 1000 damage! Dart Sentry:Tried to shoot the newly recovered sophia, 3, but misses. First Responder:Uses his revolver to shoot up some guinea pigs, 7, only manages to kill one. First Aid Kits(1) Disappointing Ammo Bags(1) Ammo Bags(1) First Ailing Kits(1)Meth Progress:2/3 Current Meth Bags:0 VICTORY:Secured Meth Bags(Theirs): 0/3 Police PhaseThe snipers aim and fire, 2, didn't even hit a target. 10 SWAT guys arrive, 5 Heavy Responders arrive. Cloaker Roll:7, a cloaker, didn't spawn. Bulldozer Roll:6, no bulldozers spawn. SWAT Van Turret Roll:19, another turret! Captain Winters Roll:10, the captain does not arrive. The SWAT Van Turrets continue to gun down the gang, a 16, 3000 damage to the whole gang. Event/Neutral Phase
a 3,Bain taunts you. a 20, the payday gang does 5x more damage next turn. Alliance Health/Mana Counters Counters Remmy:950/1000, 400/400 Elder Acorn:930/1000, 400/400 Sophia the Mechanic:865/1000, 400/400 Levi:680/750, 300/300 Maxi:DOWN/500, 200/200 Mr Fury:A lot, but definitely not infinite.
Payday Gang Health Counters.
Dallas:112/10000 Bonnie:3400/10000 Sokol:5250/10000 Houston:4750/10000
Current Owned Gold Bars Remmy:11 Elder Acorn:8 Sophia:1 Levi:8 Maxi:33 Mr. Fury:
Officially graduated from educational commitments, freedom,lel.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Nov 20, 2015 6:11:30 GMT
Shoooooooooooooooot I am buying a drill at least. Buys drill and opens loot crate
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