Kakashpyon
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 17, 2015 22:08:07 GMT
WELCOME TO THE PAIN TRAIN,ROLEPLAY EDITION! Since this somehow caught on in the shoutbox/spambox even though it was a random joke, I thought I might make a roleplay out of it.In this roleplay, you are on a steam train specifically designed to give you the trip of a lifetime, first class is nothing compared to this ride, you are either a staff member or a passenger.
If going down the staff pathway, fill out this form... RP name:(This can be anything, tough guy/gal names preferred) Pain Train Assignment:(Example: Steward, Chef, Relief Officer aka Train Cop) Personality:(Self Explanatory) How did you get hired?:(This is like the Salty Spitoon question)
If going down the passenger/non-staff pathway, fill out your identity... RP name:(Any name will do, heck,any character will do) Role:(Train Bandit, Passenger, Safety Inspector, etc.) Personality:(Self Explanatory) Why did you board the Pain Train?:(Summarize the motive of the character)
As a passenger, you can hop off the train at any time, create a new character, etc.
As a staff, you'll need to be dedicated in keeping the pain train service the #1 service to customers, you can also roleplay as a non-staff.
Anyway, this is my character. RP name: Magnus Pain Train Assignment: Conductor, he controls the train. Personality: If you have something to say, it better be important, otherwise he'll think you are wasting his time. How did you get hired?: Built the pain train and lost an arm doing it(he now has a prosthetic limb) , the only person who knows how to control the train, is looking for an apprentice so the pain train can continue running even after his old age catches up.
After we have around 4 people, we can start this joyride to the middle of nowhere.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 17, 2015 23:49:55 GMT
RP name: Steve Role: Train Bandit Personality: Always cheerful and saying "Heyo!" Why did you board the Pain Train?: To steal weapons and loot and say "Heyo!"
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 18, 2015 4:19:07 GMT
Okay, we need 2 more people now.
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 18, 2015 5:35:26 GMT
If you let me in yoir thread RP name: Mitch Personality: a nice enough guy UNTIL YOU ANGER ME THEN I FLOG YOU Why Role:to torture people! why was I let on: I assumed that the pain train would be a good place to torture people and was hired when I gave a grizzly demo
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Post by Maximus Corrynth Wolfgrace.. on Dec 18, 2015 5:39:23 GMT
Idk if I get to make my own role..... if not I shall join sophia!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 18, 2015 5:50:48 GMT
Okay, a civilian torturer.nice.1 more person!
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Post by Demon God Ivuul on Dec 18, 2015 19:38:06 GMT
RP name: Ivuul Baalerohn
Role: (rich) Passenger
Personality: Funloving,serious when need be
Why did you board the Pain Train?: I boarded because i wanted a little Adventure and vacation from my daily activities of puppet master
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 18, 2015 19:42:30 GMT
"All aboard the Pain Train! we are now departing the presence of nice things!
If you need anything, call upon the Steward, he'll be glad to assist you darn kids!"
The Pain Train is now departing!
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 18, 2015 20:57:19 GMT
Robo-Steward to Ivuul: "Hello sir, in order to authenticate the legality of your presence, I require to see your ticket, afterwards, you may request my services"
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Post by Demon God Ivuul on Dec 18, 2015 21:30:47 GMT
Certainly, *Hands the Legally Obtained Ticket*
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 18, 2015 21:36:45 GMT
Robo-Steward:Thank you for choosing the pain train, we can provide some services to a first class passenger such as yourself, we have 'massages', you can order from our onboard restaurant, and for an exorbitant fee, you can have the conductor ride through an area of your choosing for sightseeing, you can also inquire as to whether we have other services of your specification.
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Post by Demon God Ivuul on Dec 18, 2015 21:43:26 GMT
Do you have any chinease food on this train?
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 18, 2015 21:47:42 GMT
Robo-Steward:Yes, we have a special of Neglected Noodles on at the moment, you'll have a stomach ache for hours from the stuff in it.
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Post by Demon God Ivuul on Dec 18, 2015 22:38:21 GMT
Sounds good to me, i'll take a bowl of those noodles
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 18, 2015 22:42:29 GMT
Robo-Steward:One bowl of Neglected Noodles coming up!
Conductor Magnus: This is an announcement from the Conductor, we are now visiting Sea of Flame I, a very old world made by a man who couldn't find challenge in a normal world, expect a significant increase in temperature. This world would later be replaced by a superior version as the normal world was getting more sophisticated.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 19, 2015 2:37:47 GMT
"Heyo!" *Gives tickets.* "I got these off someone who bought them. I bean bagged them and stole the goods. Heyo!"
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 19, 2015 2:38:39 GMT
(A angry heavy can be heard...) "I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 19, 2015 12:09:59 GMT
Magnus: Activate pocket dimension trap door portal on the annoying fat man, take his weapons as well so he can't come back, close it immediately after he is in, the gravity will crush him. *robo-steward does the task* Robo-Steward:We don't care if you took them, you are still a passenger, if you are going to cause trouble, don't get seen!
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Post by Levi on Dec 19, 2015 13:16:08 GMT
RP name: Levi (Not very creative...?) Role: Passenger Personality: Nice, almost always happy, but not cheery. Why did you board the Pain Train?: Out of curiosity.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 19, 2015 14:00:34 GMT
Welcome aboard teh Pain Train! Just give the robo-steward(placeholder steward) a yell if you want anything.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 19, 2015 21:22:40 GMT
"Heyo!"
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 19, 2015 21:24:01 GMT
(Heavy) "POOT!" *Calls a flock of Pootis Birds to avenge him.*
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 19, 2015 21:35:48 GMT
I changed it.
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Post by Levi on Dec 20, 2015 16:43:16 GMT
"Hello..?"
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 20, 2015 16:59:21 GMT
'Hello, I am robo-steward, could you show me your ticket?"
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 20, 2015 17:13:39 GMT
"POOT!" *A LARGE flock of Putis birds come and cause a bullet storm from their butt miniguns.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 20, 2015 17:16:28 GMT
The Pain Train is specially designed to deal with attacks from both the air and the ground, the armour will keep the train safe while the anti-air weaponry takes them down, and please, no more heavies.
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Post by Jedinate6 on Dec 20, 2015 17:17:13 GMT
"POOT!" Sorry, I just got to keep this going.
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Post by Kakashpyon on Dec 20, 2015 17:19:33 GMT
You sorta brought them in from the spambox, which I don't exactly treat as canon in this thread, I've just been playing along :l
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Post by Levi on Dec 21, 2015 6:47:17 GMT
*shows ticket* "There you go!""
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